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Returns Policy

Refund Policy

In the unlikely event that you receive faulty or damaged goods,
Items must be returned to us within 7 days and in their original packet,
and you must also notify us within 24 hours that you are returning it.
Once we have received notice and goods we will then send a replacement 
order(free p&p)or issue a refund for the cost of goods 

Satisfaction Guarantee Policy 

In the unlikely event that you are not completely satisified with your order please return unopened for a full refund less p&p 

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eCommerce by CubeCart

PHP:
[Notice] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/db/database.class.php:944 - `session_id` is not allowed as a key in 'CubeCart_sessions' table![Warning] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/seo.class.php:957 - Invalid argument supplied for foreach()[Notice] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/gui.class.php:251 - Undefined index: store_country[Notice] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/db/database.class.php:944 - `status` is not allowed as a key in 'CubeCart_inventory' table![Notice] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/db/database.class.php:944 - `featured` is not allowed as a key in 'CubeCart_inventory' table![Notice] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/gui.class.php:1285 - Undefined variable: random_product
GET:
'Before Sanitise:' =>
'seo_path' => returns-policy
'After Sanitise:' =>
'_a' => document
'doc_id' => 5

SESSION:
'__client' =>
'ip_address' => 3.90.56.90
'useragent' => CCBot/2.0 (https://commoncrawl.org/faq/)
'session_start' => 1555978518
'session_last' => 1555978518
'language' => en-GB
'__system' =>
'token' => 78e635a6638c00022e5b4074fbb80fe2

MySQLi
Queries (50):
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[2] SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS * FROM `cc6_CubeCart_sessions` LIMIT 1; -- (0.00039386749267578 sec) [NOT CACHED]
[3] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_sessions` (`customer_id`,`location`) VALUES ('0',''); -- (0.0021932125091553 sec) [NOT CACHED]
[4] SELECT * FROM `cc6_CubeCart_hooks` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_hooks.enabled = '1' ORDER BY priority ASC ; -- (0.0021932125091553 sec) [CACHE READ]
[5] SELECT * FROM `cc6_CubeCart_code_snippet` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_code_snippet.enabled = '1' ORDER BY `priority` ASC ; -- (0.0021932125091553 sec) [CACHE READ]
[6] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('File: [seo.class.php] Line: [956] \"SELECT C.cat_id, C.cat_name, C.cat_parent_id, S.path FROM `cc6_CubeCart_category` as C LEFT JOIN `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` as S ON S.item_id=C.cat_id AND S.type=\'cat\' AND S.custom=\'1\' ORDER BY C.cat_id DESC \" - Unknown column \'C.cat_parent_id\' in \'field list\'','1555978518'); -- (0.0014059543609619 sec) [ERROR - NOT CACHED]
[7] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('File: [seo.class.php] Line: [956] \"SELECT C.cat_id, C.cat_name, C.cat_parent_id, S.path FROM `cc6_CubeCart_category` as C LEFT JOIN `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` as S ON S.item_id=C.cat_id AND S.type=\'cat\' AND S.custom=\'1\' ORDER BY C.cat_id DESC \" - Unknown column \'C.cat_parent_id\' in \'field list\'','1555978518'); -- (0.0014059543609619 sec) [ERROR - CACHE WRITE]
[8] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('[Warning] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/seo.class.php:957 - Invalid argument supplied for foreach()','1555978518'); -- (0.0013060569763184 sec) [ERROR - NOT CACHED]
[9] SELECT `cat_id`, `cat_name` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_category_language` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_category_language.language = 'en-GB' ; -- (0.0013060569763184 sec) [CACHE READ]
[10] SELECT * FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.path = 'returns-policy' ; -- (0.0013060569763184 sec) [CACHE READ]
[11] SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS `array` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_config` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_config.name = 'logos' LIMIT 1; -- (0.0013060569763184 sec) [CACHE READ]
[12] SELECT * FROM `cc6_CubeCart_logo` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_logo.status = '1' ; -- (0.0013060569763184 sec) [CACHE READ]
[13] SELECT `folder` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_modules` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_modules.module = 'livehelp' AND cc6_CubeCart_modules.status = '1' ; -- (0.0013060569763184 sec) [CACHE READ]
[14] SELECT path FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '5' ; -- (0.0013060569763184 sec) [CACHE READ]
[15] SELECT path FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '5' ; -- (0.0013060569763184 sec) [CACHE READ]
[16] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('[Notice] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/gui.class.php:251 - Undefined index: store_country','1555978518'); -- (0.0014920234680176 sec) [ERROR - NOT CACHED]
[17] SELECT * FROM `cc6_CubeCart_currency` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_currency.code = '' ; -- (0.0014920234680176 sec) [CACHE READ]
[18] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('File: [catalogue.class.php] Line: [70] \"SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS MIN(`live_from`) AS `next_time` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_inventory` WHERE `live_from` > UNIX_TIMESTAMP() LIMIT 1;\" - Unknown column \'live_from\' in \'field list\'','1555978518'); -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [ERROR - NOT CACHED]
[19] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('File: [catalogue.class.php] Line: [70] \"SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS MIN(`live_from`) AS `next_time` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_inventory` WHERE `live_from` > UNIX_TIMESTAMP() LIMIT 1;\" - Unknown column \'live_from\' in \'field list\'','1555978518'); -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [ERROR - NOT CACHED]
[20] SELECT * FROM `cc6_CubeCart_documents` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_id = '5' AND cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_status = '1' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[21] SELECT path FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '5' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[22] SELECT `folder` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_modules` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_modules.module = 'social' AND cc6_CubeCart_modules.status = '1' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[23] SELECT `folder` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_modules` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_modules.module = 'social' AND cc6_CubeCart_modules.status = '1' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[24] SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS `array` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_config` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_config.name = 'languages' LIMIT 1; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[25] SELECT * FROM `cc6_CubeCart_currency` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_currency.active = '1' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[26] SELECT path FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '5' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[27] SELECT `path` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'login' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[28] SELECT `path` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'register' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[29] SELECT `path` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'search' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[30] SELECT * FROM `cc6_CubeCart_documents` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_parent_id = '0' AND cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_status = '1' AND cc6_CubeCart_documents.navigation_link = '1' ORDER BY `doc_order` ASC ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[31] SELECT `doc_id`, `doc_name`, `doc_content`, `doc_url`, `doc_url_openin`, `seo_meta_title`, `seo_meta_description`, `seo_meta_keywords` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_documents` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_parent_id = '1' AND cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_lang = 'en-GB' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[32] SELECT `path` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '1' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[33] SELECT `doc_id`, `doc_name`, `doc_content`, `doc_url`, `doc_url_openin`, `seo_meta_title`, `seo_meta_description`, `seo_meta_keywords` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_documents` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_parent_id = '3' AND cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_lang = 'en-GB' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[34] SELECT `path` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '3' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[35] SELECT `doc_id`, `doc_name`, `doc_content`, `doc_url`, `doc_url_openin`, `seo_meta_title`, `seo_meta_description`, `seo_meta_keywords` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_documents` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_parent_id = '5' AND cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_lang = 'en-GB' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[36] SELECT `path` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '5' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[37] SELECT `doc_id`, `doc_name`, `doc_content`, `doc_url`, `doc_url_openin`, `seo_meta_title`, `seo_meta_description`, `seo_meta_keywords` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_documents` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_parent_id = '6' AND cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_lang = 'en-GB' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[38] SELECT `path` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '6' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[39] SELECT `doc_id`, `doc_name`, `doc_content`, `doc_url`, `doc_url_openin`, `seo_meta_title`, `seo_meta_description`, `seo_meta_keywords` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_documents` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_parent_id = '4' AND cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_lang = 'en-GB' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[40] SELECT `path` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '4' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[41] SELECT `doc_id`, `doc_name`, `doc_content`, `doc_url`, `doc_url_openin`, `seo_meta_title`, `seo_meta_description`, `seo_meta_keywords` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_documents` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_parent_id = '8' AND cc6_CubeCart_documents.doc_lang = 'en-GB' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[42] SELECT `path` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '8' ; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[43] SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS `array` FROM `cc6_CubeCart_config` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_config.name = 'Contact_Form' LIMIT 1; -- (0.0021660327911377 sec) [CACHE READ]
[44] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('[Notice] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/db/database.class.php:944 - `status` is not allowed as a key in \'CubeCart_inventory\' table!','1555978518'); -- (0.0034630298614502 sec) [ERROR - NOT CACHED]
[45] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('[Notice] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/db/database.class.php:944 - `featured` is not allowed as a key in \'CubeCart_inventory\' table!','1555978518'); -- (0.0035979747772217 sec) [ERROR - NOT CACHED]
[46] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('File: [gui.class.php] Line: [1261] \"SELECT product_id FROM `cc6_CubeCart_inventory` ;\" - Unknown column \'product_id\' in \'field list\'','1555978518'); -- (0.001270055770874 sec) [ERROR - NOT CACHED]
[47] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('File: [gui.class.php] Line: [1261] \"SELECT product_id FROM `cc6_CubeCart_inventory` ;\" - Unknown column \'product_id\' in \'field list\'','1555978518'); -- (0.001270055770874 sec) [ERROR - CACHE WRITE]
[48] INSERT INTO `cc6_CubeCart_system_error_log` (`message`,`time`) VALUES ('[Notice] /home/cluster-sites/2/s/simpsonsfootball.co.uk/public_html/classes/gui.class.php:1285 - Undefined variable: random_product','1555978518'); -- (0.0031919479370117 sec) [ERROR - NOT CACHED]
[49] SELECT path FROM `cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.type = 'doc' AND cc6_CubeCart_seo_urls.item_id = '5' ; -- (0.0031919479370117 sec) [CACHE READ]
[50] SELECT COUNT(name) AS Count FROM `cc6_CubeCart_config` WHERE cc6_CubeCart_config.name = 'config'; -- (0.0031919479370117 sec) [CACHE READ]

Memory: Peak Usage / Max (%):
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Cache (File): Enabled
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